Sunday, March 04, 2007

Woes of shopping ...

Blah.....

Supposed procedure of shopping :
  • Decide on what you want/need/blah.
  • Go to place where you find it.
  • Buy the thing.
  • Get out and get done with it.

What Women do???

  • Make a list of what they want.
  • Identify a target/location (read 10 different stores with probably the same variety).
  • Take extra cash along "just incase they find something nice to pick up....(alarm bells ringing at this point)
  • Reach the place. Decide where to start attack from.
  • Okie- first shop? lets see what you have ....one by one the haggled men parade "their goods".
  • The women set aside what they like and then start looking at other things.
  • Involves a long procedure further I find too emotionally stressful to describe.
  • Also select almost everything not on their list.....!!!!!
  • When everything is selected, they haggle over the price.
  • Since it is an insult to buy it at one go, so they fight over the price and leave the shop.
  • Same procedure in another shop.
  • The looped program continues in other stores too.
  • Finally end up buying the stuff at the same first shop.


My point is "WHY?"

My woe?

With my wedding round the corner and loadsa shopping to do,,, I dont know how I'm going to survive the catastrophe...


P.S. : Not all women are the same....example??? ME!!!!!

P.S2 : Me off to my soul spa...Auroville,,,be back in a month with loadsa blah......